Well friends, you saw the many suggestions that came in about my laundry dilemma.
I am taking all suggestions to heart, but there are two that are getting the most consideration.
#1--Jenni had the very first suggestion about granite countertops.
Since I have not had granite countertops before and have them now, this seemed to make a lot of sense. So for the past 2 days, I have worn an apron almost all day when I am at home (much to David's amusement--he thinks I am always cooking) and ALAS there have been no new holes sighted.
#2--You did not see this idea because it came in e-mail format, but it was so delightful that I feel I must share. The author (who will remain anonymous unless you recognize the initials LF) suggested that the holes came from my Belly Button Ring. LOL
HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!